Smash the system

scott-scottmccall:

sphtthefamilybusiness:

somanyshipstoship:

spoopymoffat:

sher-locked-in-destiel:

nocasdatsgay:

Bonus:

At last, we know what the Fox says

"we feed it scraps and pretends it’s not there"

The pet moose it goes by Jared

Jared

Um excuse you, Dean Winchester is a princess of tumblr

Grumpy cat is actually a girl and her name is “Tardar Sauce” tyvm

dondogoier:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

*takes creative writing class*
*writes fanfiction*

*takes art class*
*draws otp*

*takes media art class*
*makes anime gifs*

*takes music class*
*makes cover of anime opening*

*joins speech and debate*
*preaches anime*

*takes boxing class* *busts up these nerds*

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

mbrainspaz:

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

Ha. No one knew me in 7th grade. Except my 87 year of neighbor Miss Nancy. We used to chat about crossword puzzles at the fence while she did her laundry. 

homeschool.
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milkasa:

some people make gifs so fast did u even watch the episode

sharkchunks:

disneypixar:

A trip down sensory lane.

Filmmakers take note- This five second scene not only fully describes a characters backstory, but the entire reason he acts the way he acts through the film, taking him from a villain to a sympathetic character and justifying a total reversal of his actions in the present. In five seconds, this movie does for the development of a character more than most movies do in two hours. This is why you should be studying Disney and Pixar along with Martin Scorsese and Stanley Kubrick, and ignoring professors and elitist students who deride them as “kids stuff.”

sharkchunks:

disneypixar:

A trip down sensory lane.

Filmmakers take note- This five second scene not only fully describes a characters backstory, but the entire reason he acts the way he acts through the film, taking him from a villain to a sympathetic character and justifying a total reversal of his actions in the present. In five seconds, this movie does for the development of a character more than most movies do in two hours. This is why you should be studying Disney and Pixar along with Martin Scorsese and Stanley Kubrick, and ignoring professors and elitist students who deride them as “kids stuff.”

humanitiesstrongest-levi:

cylonapplepie:

unlikely things to read in the bible

There will never be a time where I wont reblog this

humanitiesstrongest-levi:

cylonapplepie:

unlikely things to read in the bible

There will never be a time where I wont reblog this

knock knock joke
person 1: knock knock
person 2: whos there
person 1: its your mother come out and help me carry in the groceries

copy and paste yourself into my bed

baracknobama:

chinkspringrollsyo:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth, Australia, dropped it on the floor during an interview.

why do i live here

baracknobama:

chinkspringrollsyo:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth, Australia, dropped it on the floor during an interview.

why do i live here

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
Neil Gaiman, Coraline (via wordsnquotes)

lebaenese:

brokendildo:

lebaenese:

I could win Americas next top model tbh

there’s an animal category?

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Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?